Bjorn Turoque memoir on the way
Bjorn Turoque (aka Jean Luc Retard, aka Dan Crane), one of the world’s foremost air guitar virtuosos, will soon release a memoir of his years on The Circuit. To Air is Human will take America by storm, so says I. It’s due for relaase this August..
In Bjorn’s other lives, he poses as the ex bass player for Les Sans Culottes, and the non-ex-bass player for Nous Non Plus. He apparently writes for some New York Times rag, although i know him better as a Slate contributor.
I was gonna use this paragraph to link to Bjorn’s excellent Conan O’Brien appearance, that had been available at Airgutarusa.com, but alas, it’s not there anymore, and the available stuff on YouTube isn’t really up to snuff… So now i’m not gonna use this paragraph for anything at all…